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Ecclesiastes 97
Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart for God now accepteth thy works.N.B. Eat, Drink and be merry. See also Luke 1219
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Paul De Gondi
When you are obliged to make a statement that you know will cause displeasure, you must say it with every appearance of sincerity; this is the only way to make it palatable.
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Sir Edward Dyer
My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find,
That it excels all other bliss.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
When one has much to put into them, a day has a hundred pockets.
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Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
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Peter De Vries
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
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James Feibleman
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
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Unknown
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
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Sir Arthur Eddington
We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one and one are two. We are finding that we must learn a great deal more about 'and'.
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Aesop
People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.
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Aldous Huxley
You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
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