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Very Funny Famous People Sayings - 160
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Jane Wagner
A sobering thought what if, at this very moment, I am
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Terry Josephson
There's no I in TEAM.
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Jack London, Personal Credo
I would rather be ashes than dust. I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by a dryrot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in a magnificient glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Lin Yutang
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character of our thought.
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Ellen Goodman
Traditions are the guideposts driven deep in our subconscious minds. The most powerful ones are those we can't even describe, aren't even aware of.
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George Bernard Shaw
I can't forgive my friends for dying I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
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Marquis de Sade
Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.
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Truman Capote
I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
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Andrew Schneider
People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
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Jimmy Stewart
I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
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Richard M. Nixon
The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word 'crisis.' One brush stroke stands for danger the other for opportunity. In a crisis, be aware of the danger - but recognize the opportunity.
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Moody Blues, "Tuesday Afternoon"
Red is grey and yellow white We decide which is right
and which is an illusion.
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