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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Famous People Sayings - 7

Ralph Waldo Emerson

We do not quite forgive a giver. The hand that feeds us is in some danger of being bitten.


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Abraham Lincoln

Whatever you are, be a good one.


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Samuel Johnson

An intellectual improvement arises from leisure.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air…


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Mark Twain

On his deathbed Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuse are for all -- the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved.


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Mark S. Hertzog

There are authors who write to communicate, there are authors who write to impress themselves.


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Alfred North Whitehead

Intelligence is quickness to apprehend as distinct from ability, which is capacity to act wisely on the thing apprehended.


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Julian Weber Gordon

Love is not blind -- it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.


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Harrison Ford

We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance.


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William Blake

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.


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Old School

Frank Blue you're my boy


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Mark Twain

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.



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