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Very Funny Famous People Sayings - 200
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Franklin P. Jones
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
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Charlotte Bronte
The writer who possesses the creative gift owns something of which he is not always master- something that at time strangely wills and works for itself.
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Arthur C. Clarke, 1983
At the present rate of progress, it is almost impossible to imagine any technical feat that cannot be achieved - if it can be achieved at all - within the next few hundred years.
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Wilson Mizner
Always be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet the same people on the way down.
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Thornton Wilder
I know that every good and excellent thing in the world stands moment by moment on the razor-edge of danger and must be fought for...
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John Kerry, Statement on Vietnam before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, April 22, 1971
How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?
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Doug Gwyn
Truth is not determined by majority vote.
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Sir Philip Sidney
All is but lip-wisdom which wants experience.
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H. G. Wells
We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery.
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Carl Sandburg
Our lives are like a candle in the wind.
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Ted Williams
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
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Kilgore Trout
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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