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Amusing Famous People Sayings - 47
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Buddha
Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.
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John Capozzi
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A Harvard education and a Yale degree.
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Wachowski Brothers, The Matrix Reloaded
Choice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without.
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Conte Vittorio Alfieri
Often the test of courage is not to die but to live.
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Roger Bannister
This--this was what made life a moment of quiet, the water falling in the fountain, the girl's voice...a moment of captured beauty. He who is truly wise will never permit such moments to escape.
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Plato
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
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Alfred North Whitehead
We think in generalities, but we live in detail.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
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Erich Fromm
Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve.
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Gore Vidal
I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair.
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Raymond Holliwell
No matter what we want of life we have to give up something in order to get it.
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