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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Famous People Sayings - 147

Leo Szilard, "A Random Walk in Science" compiled by R. L. Weber, edited by E. Mendoza

You may assume infinite ignorance and unlimited intelligence.


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Voltaire

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.


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Sigmund Freud

No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy.


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John Milton, Paradise Lost

Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.


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Rosabeth Moss Kanter

It is easier to talk about money -- and much easier to talk about sex -- than it is to talk about power. People who have it deny it people who want it do not want to appear to hunger for it and people who engage in its machinations do so secretly.


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Frederick W. Faber

The buried talent is the sunken rock on which most lives strike and founder.


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Federico Fellini

A different language is a different vision of life.


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Cecil John Rhodes

So little done, so much to do.


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Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince

Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.


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Charlotte Bronte

Look twice before you leap.


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Anonymous

Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.


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Minor White

No matter how slow the film, Spirit always stands still long enough for the photographer It has chosen.



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