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George Bernard Shaw
Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.
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Carl Sagan
They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
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Arthur Gingold
Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment.
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John Holt
The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
No event in American history is more misunderstood than the Vietnam War. It was misreported then, and it is misremembered now.
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Christopher Reeve, From speech at Democratic National Convention, August 1996
So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may start a winning game.
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Barry Commoner
Nothing ever goes away.
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James Thurber
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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Anne Tyler, Celestial Navigation, 1974
It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.
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Plato, The Republic
Wealth is the parent of luxury and indolence, and poverty of meanness and viciousness, and both of discontent.
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Dag Hammarskjold
Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for.
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