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Sarcastic Famous Sayings - 6
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Kahlil Gibran
We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.
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Woody Allen
Should I marry W. Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
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Jonathan Winters
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it
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Oprah Winfrey
Everything in your world is created by what you think.
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Robert Browning
Motherhood All love begins and ends there.
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Georges Bataille
The essence of morality is a questioning about morality and the decisive move of human life is to use ceaselessly all light to look for the origin of the opposition between good and evil.
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Max
Cynics are made, not born.
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Henry David Thoreau
He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul's estate.
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Walter Lippmann
It requires wisdom to understand wisdom the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.
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Rig Veda
Wake up with one mind, my friends, and kindle the fire, you many who share the same nest. Make your thoughts harmonious stretch them on the loom make a ship whose oars will carry us across.
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Yiddish Proverb
A guest is like rain: when he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance.
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William Carlos Williams
In summer, the song sings itself.
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