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Sarcastic Famous Sayings - 176
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John Glenn
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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W. C. Fields
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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Aristotle
Time crumbles things everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten through the lapse of Time.
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Thomas Fuller
Purchase not friends by gifts when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to love.
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Publilius Syrus
It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.
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George W. Bush, Speech (2005)
The agenda of the roadblock is the philosophy of the stop sign.
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Anonymous
Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be sixteen.
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Joseph Conrad, Nostromo
There is no credulity so eager and blind as the credulity of covetness, which, in its universal extent, measures the moral misery and the intellectual destitution of mankind.
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Christopher Darlington Morley
There is no squabbling so violent as that between people who accepted an idea yesterday and those who will accept the same idea tomorrow.
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Mae West
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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Jane Austen, Emma
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.
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Mickey Friedman
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
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