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Very Funny Famous Sayings - 30
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Simone de Beauvoir
I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for the truth and truth rewarded me.
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Cornelius Stam
When Paul went to the Jew first, it was not because it seemed that Israel might yet accept Christ and His kingdom, but simply because God would leave Israel no excuse for rejecting Messiah. Paul confirmed Peter's message, and mightily contended with the Jews everywhere that 'Jesus is the Christ.' And miracles accompanied this confirmation testimony--greater miracles, indeed, than Peter himself had wrought. But, unlike Peter, Paul never offered the kingdom to Israel. His ministry among them was not to turn the nation to Christ, but to save any from among them who might believe, receiving salvation by grace, and to leave the rest without excuse. Thus God was concluding Israel in unbelief and, even at that early date, mightily using Paul to proclaim grace to the Gentiles.
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Herbert Hoover
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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Joel S. Goldsmith
God must become an activity in our consciousness.
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William Shakespeare
The soul of this man is in his clothes.
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Omar Khayym
Think, in this batter'd Caravanserai Whose Portals are alternate Night and Day, How Sultn after Sultn with his Pomp Abode his destined Hour, and went his way.
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Henry Bromel
There's an old saying that if you come back to the place where you became a man, you will remember all those things you need to be happy... That saying never made sense to me, but I thought it was worth a try.
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Arthur Ashe
Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.
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Baruch Spinoza, The Ethics
He who loves God cannot endeavor that God should love him in return.
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Alben William Barkley
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
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G. Macdonald
Certainly work is not always required of a man. There is such a thing as a sacred idleness - the cultivation of which is now fearfully neglected.
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