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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous Sayings - 183

John William Fletcher

Fanaticism is the child of false zeal and of superstition, the father of intolerance and of persecution.


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Amos Bronson Alcott

Strengthen me by sympathizing with my strength, not my weakness.


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Denis Watley

Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes is what is called experience.


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David Starr Jordan

There is no real excellence in all this world Which can be separated from right living.


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Albert Schweitzer

As soon as man does not take his existence for granted, but beholds it as something unfathomably mysterious, thought begins.


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Alexander Graham Bell

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.


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Vladimir Nabokov

My loathings are simple stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.


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Saki

The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.


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Hermann Hesse

When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.


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Ronald Reagan

Facts are stupid things.


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Henrik Ibsen

What in fact have I achieved, however much it may seem Bits and pieces trivialities. But here they won't tolerate anything else, or anything more. If I wanted to take one step in advance of the current views and opinions of the day, that would put paid to any power I have. Do you know what we are those of us who count as pillars of society We are society's tools, neither more nor less.


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Unknown

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.



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