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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Famous People Sayings - 77

Russian proverb

To live is well, but to live well is better


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X2 X-Men United

Pyro You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news - I'm the worst one.


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J. B. Priestley

Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.


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Robert Heinlein

Anyone who clings to the historically untrue - and thoroughly immoral - doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler would referee. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forgot this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and there freedoms.


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Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Arranging a bowl of flowers in the morning can give a sense of quiet in a crowded day - like writing a poem, or saying a prayer.


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Eric Pio

You are amazing. You are a shooting star. I will follow you forever no distance is too far. Never take for granted your abilty to fly. At times stop and rest, but quickly get back up before your dreams pass you by.


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Toni Morrison

She is a friend of my mind... The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.


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Plato, Dialogues, Phaedo

Must not all things at the last be swallowed up in death?


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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.


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Nelson Mandela

Like slavery and apartheid, poverty is not natural. It is man-made and it can be overcome and eradicated by the actions of human beings.


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William Shakespeare

Good night, good night parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say good night till it be morrow.



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