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Silly Famous Sayings - 22
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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
Man is quite insane. He wouldn't know how to create a maggot, and he creates Gods by the dozen.
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George Will
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
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Lord Chesterfield, Letters to His Son, 1746, published 1774
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
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Plato, Dialogues, Theatetus
The greatest penalty of evildoing - namely, to grow into the likeness of bad men.
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Jack Youngblood
You learnt that, whatever you are doing in life, obstacles don't matter very much. Pain or other circumstances can be there, but if you want to do a job bad enough, you'll find a way to get it done.
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Christa McAuliffe
I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but this opportunity to connect my abilities as an educator with my interests in history and space is a unique opportunity to fulfill my early fantasies.
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Anonymous
It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way.
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M. R. Vincent
Mere sorrow, which weeps and sits still, is not repentance. Repentance is sorrow converted into action; into a movement toward a new and better life.
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Bertrand Russell
The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.
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Bette Davis
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
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Brian Tracy
Your decision to be, have and do something out of ordinary entails facing difficulties that are out of the ordinary as well. Sometimes your greatest asset is simply your ability to stay with it longer than anyone else.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Trust yourself, then you will know how to live.
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