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Humorous Famous Sayings - 175
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Michel de Montaigne
The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
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Dr. Thomas Dooley
Dedicate some of your life to others. Your dedication will not be a sacrifice. It will be an exhilarating experience because it is an intense effort applied toward a meaningful end.
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King Edward the Third
Evil to him who evil thinks.
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Plutarch
No beast is more savage than man when possessed with power answerable to his rage.
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Arthur C. Clarke, First on the Moon, 1970
It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars.
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Rollin Wilson
Along with such abundance of grace comes the gift of righteousness. Again grace and righteousness combine to allow believers to experience the enthroned life in Jesus Christ. In God's dealings with man today, grace is king. Grace reigns through righteousness unto eternal life by Jesus Christ our Lord
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Nicholas Murray Butler
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
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Phillip Lubin
Every generation thinks it has the answers, and every generation is humbled by nature.
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J. M. Barrie
We never understand how little we need in this world until we know the loss of it.
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William James
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
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James Russell Lowell
A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.
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Author Unknown
Our wisdom comes usually from our experience, and our experience comes largely from our experience.
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