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Funniest Famous People Sayings - 69
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Oscar Wilde, "The Remarkable Rocket"
The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.
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William Bennet Munro
People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for anything, but against something.
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James Oliver
The world is blessed most by men who do things, not by those who merely talk about them.
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Lord Byron, last words
Goodnight
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Benjamin Franklin
Do good to thy Friend to keep him, to thy enemy to gain him.
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David McCullough
Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love.
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Hellen Keller
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his.
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Cicero
Reason should direct and appetite obey.
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J.M. Barrie
God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December.
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Sigmund Freud
The great question which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is What does a woman want
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Horace, Epistles
He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.
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Benito Mussolini, The Political and Social Doctrine of Fascism, 1935
If every age has its own characteristic doctrine, there are a thousand signs which point to Fascism as the characteristic doctrine of our time.
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