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Clever Famous Sayings - 198
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Noah Webster
Language is not an abstract construction of the learned, or of dictionary makers, but is something arising out of the work, needs, ties, joys, affections, tastes, of long generations of humanity, and has its bases broad and low, close to the ground.
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Sandra
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
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Georges Bernanos
What a cunning mixture of sentiment, pity, tenderness, irony surrounds adolescence, what knowing watchfulness Young birds on their first flight are hardly so hovered around.
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Psalms 11996
I have seen an end of all perfection but thy commandment is exceeding broad.N. B. This is the origin of the proverb, All good things must come to an end.
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Mignon McLaughlin
No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.
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Henry David Thoreau
The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way.
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J. E. Dinger
It is not the position, but the disposition.
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Henry Kissinger
Every civilization that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed.
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Sophy Burnham
To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we understand. But each person must puzzle it out for himself or herself.
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William Shakespeare
Self-loving is not so vile a sin, my liege, as self-neglecting.
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Samual Rutherford
I see Christ's love is so kingly, that it will not abide a marrow it must have a throne all alone in the soul.
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Japanese Proverb
When you have completed 95 of your journey you are halfway there.
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