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Humorous Famous Sayings - 45
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Ernest Hello
The man who gives up accomplishes nothing and is only a hindrance. The man who does not give up can move mountains.
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Benjamin Franklin
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
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Blaise Pascal, Lettres Proviciales (1657)
I have made this letter long because i have not the time to make it shorter.
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Kin Hubbard
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Walt Whitman
In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
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William Shakespeare
Lay on, Macduff, And damn'd be him that first cries, Hold, enough
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Albert Einstein
Truth is what stands the test of experience.
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Oscar Wilde
Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.
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Moby, quoted on CNN.com, March 2005
I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.
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Stan Dunn
And that's the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle.
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Simone de Beauvoir
When we abolish the slavery of half of humanity, together with the whole system of hypocrisy it implies, then the 'division' of humanity will reveal its genuine significance and the human couple will find its true form.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
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