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Silly Famous People Sayings - 92
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George Bernard Shaw
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
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Johnny McEntyre
I'm not running, and I'm not walking fast. I'm going where I need to be.
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Neil Finn, track #12 on his album "Try Whistling This"
Praise will come to those whose kindness leaves you without debt.
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Margaret Mead
The United States has the power to destroy the world, but not the power to save it alone.
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James Randi
People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around and leave.
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Margaret Hilda Thatcher
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous you get knocked down by traffic from both sides.
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Robert Byrne
Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.
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Mahatma Gandhi
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
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Benjamin Franklin
Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society.
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Thomas Carlyle
Nothing that was worthy in the past departs no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or can die.
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Richard Bach
Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again after a moment or lifetime is certain for those who are friends.
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