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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous Sayings - 32

Dwight Eisenhower

One of these days, the people are going to demand peace of the government, and the government is going to have to give it to them.


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Sir John Holt

The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself.


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Mara Mitchell

When we are chafed and fretted by small cares, a look at the stars will show us the littleness of our own intersts.


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George Washington, last words, 14 December 1799.

It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go.


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Frank Lloyd Wright

An idea is salvation by imagination.


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Andre Malraux

Between eigtheen and twenty, life is like an exchange where one buys stocks, not with money, but with actions. Most men buy nothing.


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Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

Love is our response to our highest values. Love is self-enjoyment. The noblest love is born out of admiration of another’s values.


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Frank Herbert, Dune

Beaurocracy destroys initiative.


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Irish Blessing

May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand.


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Lord Byron, Don Juan

Society is now one polished horde, --- Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores and Bored.


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Frederika Bremer

There are words which sever hearts more than sharp swords; there are words the point of which sting the heart through the course of a whole life.


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Robert Collier

You cannot hold on to anything good. You must be continually giving - and getting. You cannot hold on to your seed. You must sow it - and reap anew. You cannot hold on to riches. You must use them and get other riches in return.



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