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Humorous Famous Sayings - 185
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Anon.
Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.
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Albert Einstein
Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.
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Buddha
Your body is precious. It is our vehicle for awakening. Treat it with care.
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Martin Luther
Anyone who is to find Christ must first find the church. How could anyone know where Christ is and what faith in him is unless he knew where his believers are
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Real Live Preacher, Real Live Preacher weblog, 03-25-05
When someone is giving you their theology, their God words, you should listen hard and be very gentle. The time to deliver your God words is when you are asked.
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Miguel de Cervantes
You are a king by your own fireside, as much as any monarch in his throne.
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William Arthur Ward
To make mistakes is human to stumble is commonplace to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity.
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Millard Fillmore
It is not strange ... to mistake change for progress.
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Thomas Paine, in his "The Rights of Man" (1791)
The instant formal government is abolished, society begins to act. A general association takes place, and common interest produces common security.
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Will Rogers
I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to.
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Thomas Fuller
Trust thyself only, and another shall not betray thee.
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E. M. Kelly
The difference between a boss and a leader a boss says, 'Go' - a leader says, 'Let's go'
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