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Funniest Famous People Sayings - 79
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Carmen de Monteflores
Oppression can only survive through silence.
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Father Larry Lorenzoni
The average person thinks he isn't.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
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Fran Lebowitz
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
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Arthur Honegger
There is no doubt that the first requirement for a composer is to be dead.
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Cesare Pavese
We do not remember days, we remember moments.
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Brigham Young
The best remedy for anger is delay.
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Ben Hecht
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.
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George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) act 3
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.
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Vu Quyen
If life indeed is a stage, then how can we act our parts if we can't read our script
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Charles Kingsley
Every winter, When the great sun has turned his face away, The earth goes down into a vale of grief, And fasts, and weeps, and shrouds herself in sables, Leaving her wedding-garlands to decay-- Then leaps in spring to his returning kisses.
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Abdul Baha, April 19, 1912, Earl Hall
The most important principle of divine philosophy is the oneness of the world of humanity, the unity of mankind, the bond conjoining East and West, the tie of love which blends human hearts.
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