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Funny Famous Sayings - 51
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Aristotle
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
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Martin Luther King Jr.
The time is always right to do what is right.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.
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Italian Proverb
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
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Woody Allen
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
We know accurately only when we know little with knowledge doubt increases.
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Aristotle
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
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Christian Nestell Bovee
No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.
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Luigi Barzini
They eat the dainty food of gamous chefs with the same pleasure with which they devour gross peasant dishes, mostly composed of garlic and tomatoes, or fisherman's octopus and shrimps, fried in heavily scented olive oil on a little deserted beach.
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James M. Barrie
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
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Conan Doyle
It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.
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William Blake
Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you.
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