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H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
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Malcolm Forbes
By the time we've made it, we've had it.
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Truman Capote
It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.
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Carl Schurz
Our country, right or wrong. When right, to be kept right, when wrong to be put right.
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Karl Kraus
What torture, this life in society! Often someone is obliging enough to offer me a light, and in order to oblige him I have to fish a cigarette out of my pocket.
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Ralph Charell
Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.
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Clive Staples Lewis
Some people feel guilty about their anxieties and regard them as a defect of faith but they are afflictions, not sins. Like all afflictions, they are, if we can so take them, our share in the passion of Christ.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Make yourself necessary to somebody. Do not make life hard to any.
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D. B. Hudson
Make no little plans. They have no Magic to stir Men's blood.
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Cicero
It is a great thing to know our vices.
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Kahlil Gibran
To be closer to God, be closer to people.
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Titus Livius
We fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them.
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