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Funny Famous Sayings - 11
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.
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Dave Barry
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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Sacha Guitry
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Maxims of Ptahhotep
Be a craftsman in speech that thou mayest be strong, for the strength of one is the tongue, and speech is mightier than all fighting.
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Norman Douglas
Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.
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Ben Harper
Music is the last true voice of the human spirit. It can go beyond language, beyond age, and beyond color straight to the mind and heart of all people.
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Anon.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
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Stanley Kubrick
Chess teaches you to control the initial excitement you feel when you see something that looks good and it trains you to think objectively when you're in trouble.
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James Oppenheim
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.
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Arthur Schnabel, in Chicago Daily News, June 11 1958
The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes--ah, that is where the art resides!
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Maya Angelou
History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, however, if faced with courage, need not be lived again.
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Winston Churchill
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
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