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Humorous Famous Sayings - 5
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John Milton, Paradise Lost
Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell.
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George Washington
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 5.
Where life is possible at all, a right life is possible; life in a palace is possible; therefore even in a palace a right life is possible.
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William Shakespeare, "King Henry VI Part II", Act 4 scene 1
The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
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Kandice Hehner, Innocent Eyes
As each child looks at the world through innocent eyes all they can see, Is the worlds way of life and the way they think their lives should be.
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Samuel Foote
He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others.
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John Bradford
There but for the grace of God go I.
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William Shakespeare
Truth is truth To the end of reckoning.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings.
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Plutarch
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune.
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Dr. Dale E. Turner
Why is it that, as we grow older, we are so relunctant to change It is not so much that new ideas are painful, for they are not. It is that old ideas are seldom entirely false, but have truth, great truth in them. The justification for conservatism is the desire to preserve the truths and standards of the past its dangers, of which we are seldom aware, is that in preserving those values, we may miss the infinitely greater riches that lie in the future.
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Sir John Lubbock
Earth and sky, woods and fields, lakes and rivers, the mountain and the sea, are excellent schoolmasters, and teach some of us more than we can ever learn from books.
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