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Clever Famous Sayings - 158
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse.
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Tuscarora proverb
Man has responsibility, not power.
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Albert Einstein
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
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The Dhammapada
If one speaks or acts with a cruel mind, misery follows, as the cart follows the horse... If one speaks or acts with a pure mind, happiness follows, as a shadow follows its source.
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Edward R. Murrow
We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason if we ... remember that we are not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate and to defend causes which were, for the moment, unpopular.
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Oscar Wilde
Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.
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Michel de Montaigne
A man of understanding has lost nothing, if he has himself.
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Aristotle
The least deviation from truth will be multiplied later.
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Art Linkletter
Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out.
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Unknown
The right time was at the crossroads With a future in his plans The wrong time reapproaches With right time's suitcase in hand The right time asks, how 's the journey The wrong time said the 'whether' turned me around. The right time, shakes his head, Shakes his hand and leaves Before the sun goes down.
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Heywood
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
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Thomas Jefferson
My views and feelings (are) in favor of the abolition of war--and I hope it is practicable, by improving the mind and morals of society, to lessen the disposition to war; but of its abolition I despair.
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