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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous People Sayings - 52

W. C. Fields

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.


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Dave Winer

The fruits of all our labors have left us as we started. To grow without is not to grow within.


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William Shakespeare

Ill deeds are doubled with an evil word.


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W. H. Auden

False enchantment can last a lifetime.


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Author Unknown

If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does it twice, you are a fool.


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Clive Staples Lewis

Why love if losing hurts so much We love to know that we are not alone.


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Alice Walker

Helped are those who create anything at all, for they shall relive the thrill of their own conception.


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Erich Fromm

The quest for certainty blocks the search for meaning. Uncertainty is the very condition to impel man to unfold his powers.


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Robin Norwood

Make your own recovery the first priority in your life.


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Eubie

A politician thinks of the next election a statesman, of the next generation.


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Wayne\'s World

Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny


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Confucius

He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.



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