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Robert Byrne
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
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Walt Whitman
If any thing is sacred the human body is sacred.
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Jane Austen, Mansfield Park
Nothing ever fatigues me, but doing what I do not like.
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Mother Theresa
If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
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Bertrand Russell
The thing that I should wish to obtain from money would be leisure with security.
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Dr. David M. Burns
Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life. Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make yourself a happier and more productive person.
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Marcel Marceau
To communicate through silence is a link between the thoughts of man.
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Paul Cezanne
We live in a rainbow of Chaos.
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Alexander Woollcott
The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.
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Michael Faraday
The lecturer should give the audience full reason to believe that all his powers have been exerted for their pleasure and instruction.
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Dick Cavett
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
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Og Mandino
The victory of success is half won when one gains the habit of setting goals and achieving them. Even the most tedious chore will become endurable as you parade through each day convinced that every task, no matter how menial or boring, brings you closer to fulfilling your dreams.
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