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Humour Famous Sayings - 34
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.
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Frank Zappa, Interview with this submitter, New York City, 5/08/1980
The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to drink, somebody picking up the garbage, good roads to drive on, enough electricity to turn your light bulbs and your record player on, and whatever smaller amounts of regulatory assistance is necessary to make this society work.
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Anatole France
It is better to understand little than to understand a lot.
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Claude Monet
It is better to have done something than to have been someone.
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Wendell Phillips
What is defeat? Nothing but education; nothing but the first step to something better.
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W. Somerset Maugham
I don't know why it is that the religious never ascribe common sense to God.
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Gore Vidal
Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, section 116
Morality is herd instinct in the individual.
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Grafitto
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
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Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.
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Frances Willard
The world is wide, and I will not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum.
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Isaac Bashevis Singer
Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between his inner vision and its ultimate expression.
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