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Funny Famous People Sayings - 71
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Marie Curie
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.
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Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
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Alexandre Dumas, Translation from "The Count of Monte Cristo"
Until divinity decides to reveal the future to human kind, the sum of all human wisdom is contained in these two words: Wait and Hope.
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George Bernard Shaw
Nobel prize money is a lifebelt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the shore in safety.
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Marcel Proust
The real voyage of discovery consists, not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
People talk fundamentals and superlatives and then make some changes of detail.
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Voltaire
To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.
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Al Batt, in National Enquirer
The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it.
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Chinese Proverb
There is many a good man to be found under a shabby hat.
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Unknown
If you listened hard enough the first time, you might have heard what I meant to say.
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Albert Camus
A person I knew use to divide human beings into three categories Those who prefer have nothing to hide rather than being obliged to lie, those who prefer lying to having nothing to hide, and finally those who like both lying and the hidden.
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Isaac Asimov
Science can be introduced to children well or poorly. If poorly, children can be turned away from science; they can develop a lifelong antipathy; they will be in a far worse condition than if they had never been introduced to science at all.
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