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Very Funny Famous Sayings - 160
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Aristotle
Anyone can become angry. That is easy. But to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose and in the right way - that is not easy.
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Anon.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
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Andrew Schneider
Listen, can you hear it Spring's sweet cantata. The strains of grass pushing through the snow. The song of buds swelling on the vine. The tender timpani of a baby robin's heart. Spring.
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Mario M Cuomo
I talk and talk and talk, and I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week.
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Jeff Melvoin, Northern Exposure, Democracy in America, 1992
The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election itself...The act of voting is in itself the defining moment.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
What you are shouts so loud in my ears I cannot hear what you say.
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Norman Thomas
You may use different sorts of sentences and illustrations before different sorts of audiences, but you don't -- if you are wise -- talk down to any audience.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
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Marcel Proust, Les Plaisirs et les Jours (1896)
Desire makes everything blossom; possession makes everything wither and fade.
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Cathy Ladman
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
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Robert Southey
It is not for man to rest in absolute contentment. He is born to hopes and aspirations as the sparks fly upward, unless he has brutified his nature and quenched the spirit of immortality which is his portion.
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William James
This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make it.
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