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Amusing Famous Sayings - 7
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
If you would stand well with a great mind, leave him with a favorable impression of yourself if with a little mind, leave him with a favorable impression of himself.
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William Blake
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
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Prophet Mohammed, Muslim & Bukhari
Do you know what is better than charity and fasting and prayer? It is keeping peace and good relations between people, as quarrels and bad feelings destroy mankind.
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Leo Durocher, (attributed, see notes)
Nice guys finish last.
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Anatole France
The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.
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B. J. Gupta
There is no logical answer to the question ' Why be moral'. Religions provide practical answers to the question.
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George Farquhar
We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of ourselves, whose worth is independent of accidents in life, or revolutions in government we have heads to get money, and hearts to spend it.
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William Jennings Bryan
An orator is a man who says what he thinks and feels what he says.
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Aldous Huxley
My fate cannot be mastered it can only be collaborated with and thereby, to some extent, directed. Nor am I the captain of my soul I am only its noisiest passenger.
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Robin Green
I am...blood. That primordial ooze. Not out there, listeners, in here. Inside this skin we wear, it only lets us think we're something else-- nice clean brains, little talking computers running around in the pursuit of happiness. We pierce this skin and what do we see Warm ooze, protoplasm churning and jesting, defecating, pulsating, life, death.
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Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange.
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Charles Caleb Colton
Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship - never.
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