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Woodrow Wilson
No man can sit down and withhold his hands from the warfare against wrong and get peace from his acquiescence.
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Richard Feynman
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
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Peter Ustinov
It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.
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Peter McWilliams
In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life, work and love. The other 99 percent is due to our efforts.
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Jean-Paul Sartre
One does not adopt a new idea, one slips into it.
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Horace
Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.(When I labor to be brief, I become obscure.)
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Gloria Swanson
Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by its restrictions. Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full of rich possibilities to have restrictions placed upon it.
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William Shakespeare
This fellow's wise enough to play the fool, And to do that well craves a kind of wit.
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Albert Camus
Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
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Bern Williams
September tries its best to have us forget summer.
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J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport
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Daisy Bates
From without, no wonderful effect is wrought within ourselves, unless some interior, responding wonder meets it.
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