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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Famous Sayings - 174

David Dunham

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.


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Aeschylus

Bronze is the mirror of the form wine, of the heart.


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William Faulkner

Henry James was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met.


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Homer

Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce of the land, and at another moment weakly perish.


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H. L. Mencken

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.


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Nicolas Boileau

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure


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Stephen R. Covey, Principle-centered Leadership

An empowered organization is one in which individuals have the knowledge, skill, desire, and opportunity to personally succeed in a way that leads to collective organizational success.


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Buddha

If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it in some way.


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S. L. A. Marshall, Men Against Fire, 1947

The art of leading, in operations large or small, is the art of dealing with humanity, of working diligently on behalf of men, of being sympathetic with them, but equally, of insisting that they make a square facing toward their own problems.


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Mark Twain

Carlyle said, A lie cannot live; it shows he did not know how to tell them.


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Unknown

Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan.


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B. B. King

The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you.



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