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David Dunham
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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Aeschylus
Bronze is the mirror of the form wine, of the heart.
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William Faulkner
Henry James was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met.
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Homer
Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce of the land, and at another moment weakly perish.
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H. L. Mencken
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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Nicolas Boileau
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
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Stephen R. Covey, Principle-centered Leadership
An empowered organization is one in which individuals have the knowledge, skill, desire, and opportunity to personally succeed in a way that leads to collective organizational success.
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Buddha
If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it in some way.
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S. L. A. Marshall, Men Against Fire, 1947
The art of leading, in operations large or small, is the art of dealing with humanity, of working diligently on behalf of men, of being sympathetic with them, but equally, of insisting that they make a square facing toward their own problems.
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Mark Twain
Carlyle said, A lie cannot live; it shows he did not know how to tell them.
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Unknown
Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan.
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B. B. King
The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you.
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