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Clever Famous People Sayings - 68
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Man is more ape than many of the apes.
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Victor Hugo
Popularity It is glory's small change.
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Vincent Lombardi
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will.
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Steven Pearl
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
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John Stuart Mill
One person with a belief is equal to a force of 99 who have only interests.
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Benjamin Franklin
For the want of a nail, the shoe was lose; for the want of a shoe the horse was lose; and for the want of a horse the rider was lost, being overtaken and slain by the enemy, all for the want of care about a horseshoe nail.
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Chinese Proverb
The man who does not learn is dark, like one walking in the night.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
It is curious to note the old sea-margins of human thought. Each subsiding century reveals some new mystery; we build where monsters used to hide themselves.
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Leo Tolstoy
I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possible means -- except by getting off his back.
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Henry David Thoreau, "Walden", 1854
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
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Oswald Spengler, The Hour of Decision, 1933
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
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Bill Vaughan
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
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