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Samuel Johnson
When I was as you are now, towering in the confidence of twenty-one, little did I suspect that I should be at forty-nine, what I now am.
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Pink Floyd, song "Wish You Were Here"
Did you exchange a walk-on part in a war, for a leading role in a cage?
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Vaclav Havel
Isn't it the moment of most profound doubt that gives birth to new certainties Perhaps hopelessness is the very soil that nourishes human hope perhaps one could never find sense in life without first experiencing its absurdity...
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Real Live Preacher
You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a womans name and claim to love her.
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Jules Verne, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Chapter 34
Scent is the soul of flowers, and sea flowers, as splendid as they may be, have no soul!
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Adolf Hitler, Mien Kampf
True genius is always inborn and never cultivated, let alone learned.
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Giuseppe Mazzini
The family is the country of the heart.
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George Jean Nathan
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.
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William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing
There was a star danced, and under that was I born.
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Horace Mann
Resolve to edge in a little reading every day, if it is but a single sentence. If you gain fifteen minutes a day, it will make itself felt at the end of the year.
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Mitchell Burgess
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.
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Epictetus, Discourses
What is the first business of one who practices philosophy? To get rid of self-conceit. For it is impossible for anyone to begin to learn that which he thinks he already knows.
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