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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Famous Sayings - 31

Samuel Johnson

A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.


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American Indian Proverb

After dark all cats are leopards. Zuni


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George Eliot, Romola

Our deeds are like children that are born to us;they live and act apart from our own will.


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Henry Clay

In all the affairs of life, social as well as political, courtesies of a small and trivial character are the ones which strike deepest to the grateful and appreciating heart.


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Eddie Rickenbacker

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.


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Bob Edwards

A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.


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Sam Walter Foss, Back Country Poems, 1892

Seek not for fresher founts afar, Just drop you bucket where you are.


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Aldous Huxley

That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.


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Henri Poincare

Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.


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Cardinal John Newman

Half the controversies in the world are verbal ones; and could they be brought to a plain issue they would be brought to a prompt termination. Parties engaged in them would then perceive either that in substance they agreed together, or that their difference was one of first principles. We need not dispute, we need not prove, we need but define. At all events, let us, if we can, do this first of all and then see who are left for us to dispute; what is left for us to prove.


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Duke Ellington

A problem is a chance for you to do your best.


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Barbara Hall

You're dealing with the demon of external validation. You can't beat external validation. You want to know why Because it feels sooo good.



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