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Clever Famous People Sayings - 78
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Virginia
Arrange whatever pieces come your way.
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Hilary J. Bader, Ferengi Rule of Aquisition #48, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Episode 26, "Rules of Aquisition"
The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
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Don Juan Manuel
He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what you have.
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Carole Burnett
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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Edward De Bono
The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas. It is better to have enough ideas for some of them to be wrong than to be always right by having no ideas at all.
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A. Whitney Brown
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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Louis Pasteur
There are no such things as applied sciences, only applications of science.
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Eleanor Roosevelt
No man is defeated without until he is defeated within.
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Quintus Septimius Tertullianus, Adversus Valentinianos
Truth persuades by teaching, but does not teach by persuading.
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William Makepeace Thackeray
Life is the soul's nursery--Its training place for the destinies of eternity.
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Steven Wright
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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James Russell Lowell
All the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action.
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