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Silly Famous Sayings - 2
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M Scott Peck
Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom.
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Aldous Huxley
We participate in a tragedy at a comedy we only look.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye pokings to fellow Vikings and lady Vikings.
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Benjamin Franklin
Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of its filling a vacuum, it makes one. If it satisfies one want, it doubles and trebles that want another way. That was a true proverb of the wise man, rely upon it; Better is little with the fear of the Lord, than great treasure, and trouble therewith.
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J. R. R.Tolkien, The Hobbit
Their plans were improved with the best advice.
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Leo Tolstoy
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
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Bias
The wise man carries his possessions within him.
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Abraham Lincoln
If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are his sincere friend.
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Henry Fielding
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.
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Swami Sivanada
Put your heart, mind, intellect and soul even to your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
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Anouk Aimee
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
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Thomas Bailey
The possession of unlimited power will make a despot of almost any man. There is a possible Nero in the gentlest human creature that walks.
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