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Funniest Famous People Sayings - 49
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Dan Quayle
The future will be better tomorrow.
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Steve Knight
Always win; but if you must lose, make the person in front of you break the record.
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Tanielle Naus
A kiss, is the physical transgression of the mental connection which has already taken place.
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Aristotle, Politics
The best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class.
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Edgar Watson Howe
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
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Polish Proverb
Under capitalism man exploits man under socialism the reverse is true.
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William Shakespeare
His life was gentle; and the elements So mixed in him, that Nature might stand up,
And say to all the world, THIS WAS A MAN!
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African Proverb
Indecision is like a stepchild: if he does not wash his hands, he is called dirty, if he does, he is wasting water.
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William Hazlitt
Without the aid of prejudice and custom I should not be able to find my way across the room.
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George F. Gilder
Real poverty is less a state of income than a state of mind.
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Daniel Webster
I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die an American.
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Wystan Hugh Auden
Some books are undeservedly forgotten none are undeservedly remembered.
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