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Silly Famous Sayings - 182
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Kahlil Gibran
You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth.
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Diane Ackerman
I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have just lived the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.
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Anastasio Somoza García, Dictator of Nicaragua 1936-1956
Gold for friends, Lead for foes.
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George Santayana
The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Whenever I need to get away,'' I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They're terrible
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Beth Knight
We can't begin to understand what God has planned for us, But we face each day with a smile, and in his name we trust For in this vast world.....is Love If only we could see the dove It seems sometimes he doesn't care When things get rough and hard to bear But with our Faith we can survive Because in our hearts HE is Alive
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Rita Rudner
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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Tryon Edwards
Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the afflicted. Said a wise man to one in deep sorrow, I did not come to comfort you; God only can do that; but I did come to say how deeply and tenderly I feel for you in your affliction.
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W. Fusselman
Today a reader--tomorrow a leader.
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Publilius Syrus
It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.
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Blaise Pascal, Pensees(II,72)
Man is to himself the most wonderful object in nature; for he cannot conceive what the body is, still less what the mind is, and least of all how a body should be united to a mind. This is the consummation of his difficulties, and yet it is his very being.
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La Fontaine
Beware so long as you live, of judging people by appearances.
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