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Funniest Famous Sayings - 29
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Garrison Keillor
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
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Juvenal, Satires
Count it the greatest sin to prefer life to honor, and for the sake of living to lose what makes life worth having.
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Mike McLaren
Never give up. If you want to be something, be conceited about it, give yourself a chance. Never say you are not good, that will never get you anywhere. Set goals, That's what life is made of.
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Prophet Mohammad
What actions are most excellent? To gladden the heart of human beings, to feed the hungry, to help the afflicted, to lighten the sorrow of the sorrowful, and to remove the sufferings of the injured.
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Antoine de Saint-Exupery
What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is always the same step, but you have to take it.
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Michael Landon
Whatever you want to do, do it know. There are only so many tomorrows.
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Marya Mannes
The sign of an intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason.
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Sir Winston Churchill
We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
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Seneca
It is a denial of justice not to stretch out a helping hand to the fallen; that is the common right of humanity.
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Dag Hammarskjld
Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for.
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Ann Landers
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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Robert E. Lee, last words, 12 October 1870.
Strike the tent.
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