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Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 76
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Jeanne Moreau
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
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Omar Bradley
Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner.
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Alfred North Whitehead
The only use of a knowledge of the past is to equip us for the present. The present contains all that there is. It is holy ground; for it is the past, and it is the future.
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Theodore Roosevelt
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
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Voltaire
Prejudice is opinion without judgement.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.
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Edward Albee
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
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William Shakespeare, Macbeth, I.vii
False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
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Clifton Paul Fadiman
My son is 7 years old. I am 54. It has taken me a great many years to reach that age. I am more respected in the community, I am stronger, I am more intelligent and I think I am better than he is. I don't want to be a pal, I want to be a father.
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Ugo Betti
When you want to believe in something, you also have to believe in everything that's necessary for believing in it.
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Horace Mann
If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.
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P. J. O\'Rourke
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
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