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George Bernard Shaw
Do you know what a pessimist is A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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Quentin Crisp
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
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Miguel de Cervantes
He is as mad as a March hare.
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Ouida (Marie Louise de la Ramee)
Take hope from the heart of man, and you make him a beast of prey.
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Aldous Huxley
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
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Sydney Harris
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
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H. L. Mencken
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
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Gerd de Ley
When the silent majority opens its mouth it is usually to yawn.
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Albert Einstein
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.
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William Shakespeare
To be a well-flavored man is the gift of fortune, but to write or read comes by nature.
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Lyman Beecher
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses.
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