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Funny Famous People Sayings - 191
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Richard Milhous Nixon
There is a time to be timid. There is a time to be conciliatory. There is a time, even, to fly and there is a time to fight. And I'm going to fight like hell. (On Congressional moves toward impeachment)
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first two are beyond our comprehension. So we must do what we can with the third.
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George Bernard Shaw
You see things as they are and ask, 'Why' I dream things as they never were and ask, 'Why not'
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Ann Landers
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
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Immanuel Kant, FUNDAMENTAL PRINCIPLES OF THE METAPHYSICS OF ETHICS
Act as if the maxim of your action were to become through your will a general natural law
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John Randolph
The principle of liberty and equality, if coupled with mere selfishness, will make men only devils, each trying to be independent that he may fight only for his own interest. And here is the need of religion and its power, to bring in the principle of benevolence and love to men.
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Russell Baker
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future.
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Yoshida Kenko
Blossoms are scattered by the wind and the wind cares nothing, but the blossoms of the heart no wind can touch.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness is when he stops.
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Swordfish
Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl.
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Hermocrates of Syracuse
Has not peace honours and glories of her own unattended by the dangers of war
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