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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous People Sayings - 38

Andrew Schneider

Despite everything I've achieved in my life, the culinary awards, the military commendations, the honorary degrees, I have never, ever lost sight of what's truly important. The thing that gives meaning to these triumphs. Someone to share them with. A companion. A help mate. A wife.


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Johann von Goethe

Character develops itself in the stream of life.


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George Washington

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow grow, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.


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Abraham Lincoln

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.


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Anna Quindlen

A finished person is a boring person.


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Albert Einstein

Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.


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John Wayne

Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much.


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Terence

What is done let us leave alone.


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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage he won't encounter many rivals.


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Pliny the Elder

Why is it that we entertain the belief that for every purpose odd numbers are the most effectual?


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Ernest Hemingway

What is the definition of guts? Grace under pressure.


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Aristotle

It is in justice that the ordering of society is centered.



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