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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 136

John Dryden, Imitation of Horace

And virtue, though in rags, will keep me warm.


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Lesley Boone.

I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.


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Gilbert Highet

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those


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John Steinbeck

I know this--a man got to do what he got to do.


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Anna Quindlen

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself.


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Gilbert Keith Chesterton

All architecture is great architecture after sunset perhaps architecture is really a nocturnal art, like the art of fireworks.


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Louis L\'Amour

He might never really do what he said, but at least he had it in mind. He had somewhere to go.


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Aristotle, Politics

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered.


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Danish proverb

Bad is never good until worse happens.


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Franklin D. Roosevelt

Be sincere; be brief; be seated.


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Themistocles, from Plutarch, Lives

I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man; I want a man without money rather than money without a man.


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Robert Hall

The innocence of the intention abates nothing of the mischief of the example.



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