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Crazy Things People Say - 183
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Alexandre Dumas
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
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William Shakespeare
Leave her to heaven And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge, To prick and sting her.
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Alberta Lee Cox
It is not enough to be good if you have the ability to be better.
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H. Allen Smith
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
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George Du Maurier
Sick I am of idle words, past all reconciling, Words that weary and perplex and pander and conceal,
Wake the sounds that cannot lie, for all their sweet beguiling;
The language one need fathom not, but only hear and feel.
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George W. Bush, Press Conference, White House, Tuesday, April 13, 2004
I believe that freedom is the deepest need of every human soul.
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Geoffrey F. Abert
When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask permission of other people or society at large. When you ask permission, you give someone veto power over your life.
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Karen Elizabeth Gordon
All phone calls are obscene.
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Charles Churchill
Genius is of no country.
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Bruce Lee
If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of.
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Simondes of Ceos
Where as gold is the kindest of all hosts when it shines in the sky, it comes an evil guest unto those that receive it in their hand.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
We dare not tempt them with weakness. For only when our arms are sufficient beyond doubt can we be certain beyond doubt that they will never be employed.
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