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Crazy Famous Sayings - 13
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Michael Pritchard
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
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Aesop
The smaller the mind the greater the conceit.
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Jesus Christ
Whatever thy hand findest to do, do it with all thy heart.
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George Gordon Byron
And yet a little tumult, now and then, is an agreeable quickener of sensation such as a revolution, a battle, or an adventure of any lively description.
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Thomas Alva Edison
Results Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
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Alben W. Barkley, (vice president under Harry Truman)
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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Jane Goodall
Only if we understand, will we care. Only if we care, will we help. Only if we help shall all be saved.
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Albert Einstein
The most beautiful and most profound emotion we can experience is the sensation of the mystical. It is the sower of all true science. So to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead. To know that which is impenetretrable to us really exists, manifesting itself as the highest wisdom and the most radiant beauty which our dull faculties can comprehend only in their primitive forms-this knowledge, this feeling is at the center of true religiousness.
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John Ernst Steinbeck
One man was so mad at me that he ended his letter Beware. You will never get out of this world alive.
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Jonathan Swift
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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John Christian Bovee
Mind unemployed is mind unenjoyed.
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Carl Sagan
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
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