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Sarcastic Famous Sayings - 106
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Zalman Stern, former ITC hacker diety
Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.
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Art Sims
This is the doctrine of justification. It is the wonderful fact that God imputes His righteousness to us and makes us immune to the condemnation of sin. Being justified, no sin can ever be imputed against us.
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Saint Benedict
Listen and attend with the ear of your heart.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Exclusively of the abstract sciences, the largest and worthiest portion of our knowledge consists of aphorisms and the greatest and best of men is but an aphorism.
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Louis Pasteur
There are no such things as applied sciences, only applications of science.
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Johann Kaspar Lavater
He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero.
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Karl Marx
The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them.
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Louis Pasteur
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
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Latin Proverb
By learning you will teach; by teaching you will learn.
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John Milton
Accuse not nature, she hath done her partDo thou but thine, and be not diffidentOf wisdom, she deserts thee not, if thouDismiss not her, when most thou needest her nigh,By attributing overmuch to thingsLess excellent, as thou thyself perceivest.
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William Inge
The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular reason for being happy except that they are so.
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Robert W. Sarnoff
Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
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